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Tag: Bryan Gutmann

That’s How Scientists Talk

That’s How Scientists Talk by Bryan Gutmann

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It's pudding but with booze in it and the marketing is towards men and the commercial is Sam Elliot saying "The Proof.... Is in the Pudding"

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Dr. Nasty @Derekomedy·

"wow, you two are serious huh?" "yeah, we fill each other's voids." "that's wildly inappropriate."

Dr. Megan Simon @myspacemegan·

Do not tell your friends their first dance as husband and wife is a song that's also your alarm clock

andrew clarkston @clarkdoggy·

NO ONE HAS EVER SAID DR PEPPER WAS A MAN U SEXIST FUCK

Nick Saverino @SavandsomeRino·

About to throw the first pitch out at a Minor League Baseball game. Close enough

Allison O'Conor @allisonoconor·

I hope that bird that landed on Bernie's podium is mentally and physically okay. I hope she's practicing self care

Sara June @heysarajune·

im wearing a dress with moons on it and a sober man looked me in the eyes and yelled "GRYFFINDORF"

Martha Kelly@MarthaKelly3·

This is an invite for a show in Austin but would've said yes anyway somebody please lure me into a basement I've seen enough up here.

This is an invite for a show in Austin but would've said yes anyway somebody please lure me into a basement I've seen enough up here.

Aaron Brooks @FunnyBrooks·

Coincidence that Bannon gets fired weeks after seeing that there's a cure for greyscale?

Susan Seranwrap @mkpaulsen·

At this point the Trump Administration should just call itself Vanilla ISIS

yusef roach @yusefroach·

Every comedian should be beaten after every joke, no exceptions

Arielle Isaac Norman @pooptampon·

Museums are the perfect place to go when on vacation with my wife, cuz that way she has something to do while I poop for 20 minutes.

The McCuewans @TheMcCuewans·

We wont be taking part in the eclipse. We haven't found a specific Bible verse against it but there's probably one in there somewhere

Bryan Gutmann @BryanGutmann·

Good god just try to imagine how insufferable Neil DeGrasse Tyson is gonna be today.

Marijuano Garcia @LeoGarciaComedy·

LinkedIn keeps reminding me that there are 38,000 jobs in my area if I was just someone else.

Tronald Dump @ChrisCubas·

Today is the perfect day to finish the Bonnie Tyler parody I started when I was 8 years old - Totally Shit When I Fart.

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I can't even stare directly at a person

Pat Dream @PatDean·

I got fatcalled 😞

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@PatDean I just got Patcalled™

Carina Magyar @CarinaTheMagyar·

Hands up if your kids just discovered that stamps are stickers and now you own a very expensive piece of construction paper.

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I love Rick and Morty, but I wouldn't want to talk to someone wearing a Rick and Morty t shirt.

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